A Quick Message About Split Infinitives

People are posting messages on my Facebook page incorrectly stating that split infinitives are against the rules in English and that good writers should not split infinitives. I needed to take immediate action to dispel this myth.

The authoritative Bryan Garner says in “Garner’s Modern American Usage,” “Although few armchair grammarians seem to know it, some split infinitives are regarded as perfectly proper.”

Many (of not all) modern style guides allow “good” writers to split infinitives when it sounds more natural. Other experts who explicitly allow split infinitives include

  • Patricia O’Connor, author of “Woe Is I”
  • John McIntyre, former copy chief of the Baltimore Sun and former president of the American Copy Editors Society
  • Bill Walsh, author of “Lapsing into a Comma” and a copy desk chief at the Washington Post
  • Barabara Wallraff of Wordcourt and the former editor of the Copyeditor newsletter
  • The Chicago Manual of Style (5.106)
  • The Associated Press Stylebook (section on verbs)
  • The Language Log (calls the belief against splitting infinitives is a “zombie rule”)

I could add more, but it seems unnecessary.

Many people were taught in the past that they shouldn’t split infinitives, and some people are still taught that, but it is an outdated rule that isn’t based on reasonable logic. (The Chicago Manual of Style places the heyday of this rule between 1850 and 1925.) It is based on a Latin rule that has little to do with English. (The reasoning is that it’s impossible to split an infinitive in Latin because Latin has no two-word infinitives, so it shouldn’t be done in English either–which is ridiculous reasoning.)

It’s true that split infinitives still annoy many people, but I won’t support a myth just because many people hold a mistaken view and choose to complain. I do advise people not to split infinitives in important documents such as cover letters for jobs because in such circumstances it’s good to take the safest, most conservative route; but I will never say split infinitives are wrong, and I won’t allow people to say so unchecked on my Facebook page.

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BTG 010 Podcast: Books, Kindle, Word of the Year, Retweeting, Quick and Dirty Tips in 2009

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Main Topics

  • Book sales at big stores weren’t good over Christmas.
  • What’s up with the Kindle?
    • Does it matter that Kindle books outsold print books on Christmas day?
    • Why is Amazon releasing the Kindle overseas?
    • How can you get free Kindle books even if you don’t have a Kindle?
    • Lessons from Seth Harwood’s “rush the Kindle charts” campaign for his short story collection “A Long Way from Disney.”
  • Why Amazon book reviews matter.
  • “Word of the Year” news from the American Dialect Society
  • How to make it easy for people to retweet your stuff.
  • 2009 analysis of Quick and Dirty Tips performance (Hint: I’m happy.)

Links Mentioned in the Show

Seth Harwood’s Blog

John McIntyre’s Blog

Grammar Girl on YouTube

Grammar Girl iPhone app

twitter.com/grammargirl

facebook.com/grammargirl

Quick and Dirty Tips

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Radio Interviews to Promote ‘The Grammar Devotional’

I’m doing 23 radio interviews tomorrow morning (January 5, 2010) to promote my newest book, The Grammar Devotional. Thirteen interviews are live, so I know what time they will air. The others are taped, so I can’t tell you when they’ll be on. (All times are Eastern; I guess the New Yorkers like to mess with me.)

7:40 a.m. WMC, Memphis, Live

8:05 a.m. KTOK, Oklahoma City, Live

8:20 a.m. KJRI, Charlotte-Caldwell, Live

8:35 a.m. WBSM, Providence, Live

8:50 a.m. WCBQ/WHNC, Raleigh-Durham, Live

9:00 a.m. WOCM, Baltimore-Ocean City, Live

9:15 a.m. WWIK, Charleston, TAPED

9:30 a.m. WWGR, Ft. Myers-Naples, TAPED

9:40 a.m. KDAZ, Albuquerque, TAPED

9:50 a.m. WRVC, Ohio-West Virginia-Kentucky, TAPED

10:05 a.m. WCBS, New York, Live

10:30 a.m. KMZU, Kansas City, TAPED

10:41 a.m. KRDO, Colorado Springs, Live

10:50 a.m. KRZX, Indianapolis, TAPED

11:00 a.m. WHBC, Cleveland-Canton, TAPED

11:35 a.m. WCCO, Minneapolis, Live

11:45 a.m. WCMY/WRKX, Illinois, Live

12:06 p.m. Jefferson Public Radio, S. Oregon/N. California, Live

12:15 p.m. KKMS, Minneapolis-St. Paul, TAPED

12:30 p.m. KHHT, Los Angeles, TAPED

3:00 p.m. WJSJ, Jacksonville, Live

3:30 p.m. KSAC/KAHI, Sacramento, Live

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Is Your Stuff Worth a Retweet?

This is my “duh” observation for the day, but since many people don’t seem to get it, it seems worth writing about: I’m more likely to tweet about your promotion (or retweet you) if you give me something worth retweeting.

Here’s an example of something that doesn’t compel me to help you:

  • “I’m doing a big promotion for my book today.”
  • “Can you tweet about my book?”

I might tweet about it if you make me feel obligated, but even if I do, it will be without much enthusiasm.

Here are the kind of things that make it much easier for me to tweet about you because—this is important—it might actually be interesting to my followers.

  • “My latest blog post is about how the Kindle rankings work.”
  • “Here’s a link to a free chapter from my book.”

Give me a link.
Give me something for my followers (a free PDF, for example).
Give me a piece of information that will actually be interesting to my followers.

This post was inspired by Seth Harwood, who is trying to push his collection of short stories, “A Long Way from Disney,” up the Amazon charts and wrote a helpful blog post based on his experience watching the Kindle rankings, which seem to differ from the regular book rankings. Read more about it on his blog.

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Sneaked Versus Snuck

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Consider Buying ‘Garner’s Modern American Usage’

People often ask me what is the one book I couldn’t live without, and the answer is Garner’s Modern American Usage, which is why I was shocked to receive the message below (which I trimmed) from the author this morning saying bookstores are not stocking his book:

I need your help in sending a message to the major bookstore chains: they’re not stocking the book because they’ve told Oxford University Press that they consider usage guides a “defunct category.” It’s maddeningly unbelievable. Please help me show them that they’re stupendously wrong.

Meanwhile, in the coming months you might ask about the book when you’re in a bookstore: ask the managers why they don’t stock copies, and encourage them to do so.

If you’re curious to see what effect you’re having, watch the rankings on Amazon.com or Bn.com in coming days and weeks. We’ll be alerting the major chains to those numbers, and we want to get as close to the top 50 as we can. If you’re trying to order and see that the book is labeled “out of stock,” order anyway: the effort is also to ensure that the online booksellers keep adequate stocks.

Thank you for whatever help you can provide in this endeavor to show booksellers that the concern for good English is alive and well.

Bryan A. Garner

How important is this to me? I have my own book to promote this week–The Grammar Devotional goes on sale on Tuesday, 10/27–but I’m using this space today to ask you to support Garner’s Modern American Usage. Buy it today if you can. Ask your bookstore why they don’t stock it. Tell them English reference books matter.

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Podcasts on an E-reader?

Buried near the end of an article about Barnes & Noble’s new ereader, Nook, I found this tidbit:

“the device supports a user’s pictures and MP3s (it includes a speaker and headphone jack…”

The Nook also supports RSS subscriptions, but only those approved by B&N and in an ebook format called ePub. Further, if you want these RSS subscriptions, you have to pay a subscription fee.

If the ePub requirement is for technical reasons, then the Nook is no good for podcasts; but if it’s just that it didn’t occur to B&N to combine the ability to listen to MP3s with RSS subscriptions (podcasts, duh!), then in the future the Nook could become another outlet for podcasts and a way to charge for premium podcast content–something podcast producers have been wanting for years.

Podcast producers have recently gained the ability to sell bonus content through iPhone apps, but it’s a less-than-ideal system because apps are expensive to create and the audience is limited to people with iPhones. We’d have the same audience limitations with the Nook, but it could be a step in the right direction and simpler if delivery is based on RSS subscription.

[After writing this, but before posting, I realized I’m a bit behind the times because the Kindle also supports MP3s and paid RSS subscriptions; but I haven’t seen a discussion in the podcasting world about combining those features to allow people to subscribe to podcasts through the Kindle either, so I believe my post is still useful.]

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BTG008 An Inarticulate Tribute to William Safire

A tribute to William Safire, language columnist for the New York Times, who died this week of cancer.

Emoticons in student papers.

Do libraries prefer paperbacks or hardbacks?

Marc and Fausto from the Feast of Fun podcast have come up with an innovative way to use Twitter and hashtags to allow mobile commenting on individual podcast episodes.

Grammar Girl book tour details.

GoDaddy discount code POD115.

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Semicolons Are Wrong?

OK, I had to create this poll. I really had to. An author on Twitter said she doesn’t think there’s a place for semicolons in modern fiction: “When editors put them in character’s dialogue, it is like a reading speed bump to me. Seems unnatural.”

I’m flabbergasted. I’m vacillating between speechless, sputtering, and ranting at my husband. Don’t let my reaction bias you. Tell me what you really think (and if you vote no, please tell me why in the comments).

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National Punctuation Day Contest

September 24 is National Punctuation Day!

Send an ode to your favorite punctuation mark to [email protected]. The week of the 24th, we’ll feature the best entries as the tip-of-day in the Grammar Girl e-mail newsletter, and one entry may be chosen to be the Grammar Girl podcast on September 24. Subscribe to the Grammar Girl newsletter at the QDT website and the podcast at iTunes (link opens the Grammar Girl iTunes page).

Entries shorter than 200 words will be considered for the newsletter.

600- to 700-word entries will be considered for the podcast.

Multiple entries are allowed, and “ode” is just a guideline. As long as the piece is about punctuation, it can take any form. Please do not send attachments. Paste your text or image into the body of the e-mail.

The deadline is September 21 and there is no minimum word count. We will contact you if your entry is chosen to be featured in the newsletter or podcast.

I can’t wait to read your entries!

[UPDATE: I didn’t properly think through the word counts for the contest. They are just guidelines. It’s not as if we wouldn’t consider a 400-word entry or an 800-word entry, it’s just that newsletter tips tend to be 100-200 words, and the podcasts tend to be 600-700 words. Please use common sense and don’t send something that is ridiculously long.]

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