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Students are surprised to learn there is a real person behind the Grammar Girl podcast.

The Rise of “Schadenfreude”

File this under “random things I do.”

I read an offhand comment somewhere that “schadenfreude” (a word from German that means to take joy in other’s misfortune) had seen a jump in use in the late 1990s, and I wanted to see if that was true.

The chart above is the log of the number of times each word turned up in a Google News search for that specific year. This is clearly a small sample and not scientific, but I tried to use words that were similar in that they described a feeling, and I wanted to include positive and negative feelings to control for possible broad changes over time in the sentiment of news writers or the country. I used a log scale because “schadenfreude” was used so much less often than the other words that I couldn’t see how they tracked together.

My pulled-out-of-thin-air theory is that around the dotcom bust, people started using “schadenfreude” because it felt good to see all those overnight-millionaire 20-year-olds get knocked back down to earth, and then more people were aware of the word and it started being used more regularly as appropriate things came up in the news–Martha Stewart’s insider-trading conviction*, Bernie Madoff’s cancer rumor, and so on.

What do you think?

[Update: Thanks to @StolenDay on Twitter for pointing me to a blog post about "schadenfreude" in The Simpsons, which also led me to a New York Times post about "schadenfreude" usage in the Times. Many people, including that NYT writer, have mentioned the Broadway show Avenue Q, which includes a song called "Schadenfreude," but Avenue Q didn't debut until 2003.]

*I stand corrected. Martha Stewart was not convicted of insider trading. According to Wikipedia, she was convicted of securities fraud and obstruction of justice. The schadenfreude still applies.

My E-Books Are on Sale

My second book has just been released as an e-book, so to celebrate, my publisher has put both my e-books on sale. For just another week or so, you can get THE GRAMMAR DEVOTIONAL e-book for $4.99 and GRAMMAR GIRL’S QUICK AND DIRTY TIPS FOR BETTER WRITING for $4.99. The regular prices are $9.99.

The Grammar Devotional ($4.99 e-book sale)

Amazon Kindle
Barnes & Noble Nookbook
Apple iBooks

Sony Reader Store

Grammar Girl’s Quick and Dirty Tips for Better Writing ($4.99 e-book sale)

Amazon Kindle
Barnes & Noble Nookbook
Apple iBooks

Sony Reader Store

I don’t believe the e-books are widely available outside the U.S., and if they are available, they may not be on sale. My publisher says the deals have to be negotiated separately for each country, and they are working on it as fast as they can.

On Keeping Your Opinions to Yourself

My brother will be looking for a job soon, and so far he’s ignoring my advice to clean up his Facebook profile. The problem isn’t wild party pictures, he’s quite the diligent student, it’s his wild political views. My philosophy is that when you’re selling something, including yourself, you should be as inoffensive as possible. Posting extreme political beliefs guarantees you’ll alienate a big part of your market.

So when I recently ran across this quotation from Mark Twain, I smugly noted that he agreed with me:

Sane and intelligent human beings … carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption. — Mark Twain in Mark Twain in Eruption: Hitherto Unpublished Pages About Men and Events
This year is the 100th anniversary of Twain’s death and his autobiography is hitting stores November 15. According to the publisher, Twain left strict instructions that the book “remain unpublished for 100 years [so that] he would be ‘dead, and unaware, and indifferent,’ and that he was therefore free to speak his ‘whole frank mind.’”

In other words, you can think of AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MARK TWAIN as a 100-year-old version of Twain’s uncensored Facebook page (although I’m guessing it’s better written than the average Facebook page).

For Your Children’s Teachers

THE GRAMMAR DEVOTIONAL by Mignon Fogarty (Henry Holt)

It hit me this morning that it’s already time to think about gifts! Last year a bunch of people got my book The Grammar Devotional for their children’s teachers, and I got a lot of feedback that the teachers enjoyed it.

Although it’s not based on a calendar, the book has 365 individual writing tips, which makes it an especially good book to start in the new year. Think of it as a tip-a-day calendar that isn’t tied to a date, and you get to keep all the pages instead of tearing them off and throwing them away. It also has word-search puzzles, word scrambles, and cartoons.

Here’s an interactive excerpt so you can see what the tips are like.

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FFP: The Simpsons in the Classroom


It’s easier to engage students when the topic is fun and familiar, and what could be more fun and familiar than The Simpsons? The show has been on the air for over 20 years, so nearly every current student grew up with it. The book focuses primarily on the humanities and has in-depth chapters focused on composition, linguistics, literature, culture and society, and satire and postmodernism. The sample lesson plans and detailed episode list should help teachers quickly find something that will work with specific lessons. It’s also well written and fun to read; I’m not a teacher, but I closely read more than half the book before skimming the rest.

A practical, useful, and engaging book for teachers.

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What is FFP?

Can Your Computer Be Too Easy to Use?

A couple of days ago I had to go to a hotel because the water was turned off in my building. I grudgingly left behind my beloved desktop Mac and packed my laptop. I grumbled that I wasn’t going to get any work done.

Surprisingly, I got a ton of work done with time to spare for exploring the resort and going out to a nice dinner. My computer was such a pain to use that all I did was my most necessary work. The stuff for which I have deadlines. I spent very little time on Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube. I didn’t write any blog posts. It was just too darn hard to type and switch between applications. I did my work and was finished.

I started to wonder whether I should use my clunky laptop all the time, but  my wrists objected. No, I’ll still sit in front of my Mac and tweet and blog and so on, but it was certainly an interesting lesson.

BTG023 C.C. Chapman, Book Brewer, Blubrry, Google TV, and More

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Content Rules by Ann Handley & C.C. Chapman

BookBrewer.com — Blog to E-book in Minutes

Blubrry.com — Get your video feed on the Roku, Samsung Internet TV, and more.

GourmetGiftBaskets.com – Watch the video of them making the world’s largest cup of coffee.

FFP: Get Seen

Get Seen by Steve Garfield

GET SEEN by Steve Garfield (Wiley)

I’ve been spending more time making videos, and that meant first getting set up to do video. It was frustrating and confusing. What camera? What mic? Daylight or studio lights? Green screen or set? Where to host the files? It was making me crazy. Well, Steve Garfield was one of the original video bloggers, and he has all the answers rolled up in one place in his book GET SEEN.

If you’re even thinking about making videos (and you probably should be), you need this book. It will save you days that you would have wasted on research, and lead you to the best answers, which isn’t guaranteed even if you do spend a lot of time on research.

Nearly every page has information you’ll want to refer to later, and it’s filled with links to examples that let you see how things will look and work. (Steve has also compiled all the links on his Facebook page to make it easier to visit them as you read, but you definitely want the book, not just the list of links.)

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What is FFP?

BTG022 (Audio and Video) News: Scrabble on the Kindle, Pets Dressed as Literary Characters, and More

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Franzen Typogate

Jonathan Franzen’s book Freedom suffers UK recall (The Guardian)
Franzen’s British Publisher Apologizes for Printing Errors (New York Times)

Scrabble for Kindle

Is SCRABBLE for Kindle a game changer? (ZDnet)
Scrabble is a Kindle bestseller. Is the e-reader getting game-y? (LA Times)

iPad and Kindle Demographics

iPad Skews Young and Male, While Kindle Attracts  Affluent Consumers (MIN Online)

Literary Map of Manhattan


Top 10 Words from Trademarks

Top 10 Words from Trademarks (Merriam-Webster)

Critterati Contest

Critterati contest details (The New Yorker)

Social Media and Death

Facebook Form to Memorialize an Account (Facebook)
What Happens to Your Facebook After you Die? (Time)

Legacy Locker
Asset Lock

National Novel Writing Month



I’m speaking at BlogWorld in Las Vegas. If you’re going, register now. http://shrsl.com/?~8w6 (affiliate link)

Glamour of Grammar Review

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Fiction Writing Newsetter

David Farland’s “Daily Kick in the Pants”

Google Editions

Google Editions to launch in US this year, Europe next year